TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR OBSESSED WITH K-PAX:

by Vixon (CelticAir)

10. You don’t mind being called crazy anymore; in fact you don your aluminum foil hat proudly in an effort to get committed.

9. Whenever anyone doubts you, you reply, "You humans," and give them a look of pity.

8. You’ve got all your bags packed awaiting for your own beam of light. (Come on, prot! I’ve been waiting forever! Where the frick are you?)

7. Some kids ask for a pony for Christmas; you asked Santa for an Ap.

6. You’re strictly a vegetarian now, and if anyone asks about your new eating habits you reply, "I do not eat fellow beings."

5. You chow down on that banana like there’s no tomorrow, devouring the peel too.

4. You do a report in school about how light travel is really possible, and people have been reading Einstein wrong, the teacher looks astonished at your brilliant report. Your first A all year.

3. After that you barge into the Manhattan Institution and demand to talk with prot claiming that you need help with the rest of your homework.

2. You actually make your self mentally sick by inventing a multiple for yourself. I think I’ll call him steve!

And the #1 reason you know your obsessed with K-PAX:

1. You’re actually writing and or reading this list at the moment.

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