PART II. THE UPLOADING OF THE ANIMALS
Chapter Four: The Great Train Rescue
Fireflower had just left Tubal-cain's cave when God's gentle presence filled him. "Ho Fireflower! I have an assignment for you. Head for March 2, 1957 at 5:23 P.M. Eastern Standard Time." God showed Fireflower a holographic map of the correct location.
Fireflower quickly said, "Toodlelee you three," to his friends and darted straight up off of Tubal-cain's World like an old fashioned rocket. He headed for the black hole around Cygnus. It was a simple matter for the Angel to go shooting through the event horizon of the black hole at just the right speed and angle to initiate a time warp. Fireflower had done it an infinite number of times before, a fact that did amaze the Angel. Ancient as he was he was not blind to wonder. "Someday I'm going to meet myself entering when I'm leaving, Lord, and then I truly won't know whether I'm coming or going!"
Fireflower left the black hole far behind and streaked towards Earth, "I've always loved to go on assignments but how are Rodric and Tubal-cain going to manage all that rearranging of data without me?"
God's laughter, like gentle thunder, brought him to a roadrunner like halt. "They'll manage splendidly, Fireflower, especially after I give Starflame an assignment too!"
Fireflower giggled and reached his arms up over his head, (the universal method of hugging God). "Are you trying to tell me something, Papa God?"
"Who Me?"
Two friends can enjoy the Universe forever together even if one is Creature and the other is
Creator. Fireflower felt warm and loved and cared for. When he was in God's arms he felt as if The Fall had only been a minor inconvenience and that this Universe, like all the rest before it, would turn out all right in the end.
"You'll like this assignment, Fireflower. I know you always like to stop trains."
"This is a job for Superman!" Fireflower crowed.
"Some Superman!" God hugged Fireflower close, "You are too smart to be Superman, You'll use your brains, not your brawn."
"I know."
"I know you know! And I also know you have this fantastic fantasy life that just won't quit, so that is why I tell you to stop the train instead of just the automobile."
God
showed Fireflower a hologram of a train track and a long scarlet car. God
continued to explain, "on Earth today at 5:23 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,
speeding towards home in his red Porsche is an executive with a bad heart and an
unsaved soul. Six months from now he's going to permanently disconnect from his
body thanks to that bad heart of his, and he shall no longer be ours to struggle
with, but he does love his wife and so he will sire a daughter who will grow up
to be a librarian with a listening ear and a caring heart. And, Fireflower, some
of the people she helps are going to need to be listened to, desperately!"
Fireflower nodded, "Not everybody can afford the therapist's fifty dollar fee."
"Not everybody can afford to buy books!
Anyway our ill fated executive is going to cut off the life of his daughter if he doesn't slow down. He's racing home and so unfortunately is the train whose tracks cross the road he's taking. Slow down, or stop, either him or the train. It doesn't matter which one, but I know you, you'll stop the train."
"But not the way Superman would."
"I know." Then with a gentle mind-hug God sent His faithful Angel off.
Deep space is the natural habitat of Angels. Out between the galaxies there is room to go into overdrive, to stretch and shout at the top of one's 'lungs' and to just BE without having to worry about running into bothersome details like worlds or flaming suns. On the other hand inside a galaxy just where the stars are beginning to come in clusters and groups and crowded bundles is not a place for any truly fast creature to try to set speed records. But that was what Fireflower tried to do and the Milky Way may never be the same. He put the hammer down and really darted through the dimensions. He almost went through one small red, causing one of the worst solar storms the young star had ever had and interfering drastically with radio communications on a nearby world.
Fireflower reached the Milky Way and then the solar system, and darted past Jupiter and Mars without even bothering to admire their beauty. He darted into the Earth's atmosphere, streaked like a meteor, startled two crows and a passing duck, hit the ground at about three on the Richter scale, exclaimed "Ouch my feet!" and studied the situation.
He would have a better vantage point from a rather tall pine tree near the railroad track. Fireflower zoomed up it and perched like an overfed bear on one of its flimsy branches. He wasn't the branch’s only inhabitant: "Cheep cheep!" said a triad of hungry mouths, wide open.
"Cheep cheep! You bet I am cheep!" Fireflower told the empty mouths. "I didn't bring a single worm with me, or a cricket either You'll just have to wait for Mama or Papa. Ah there he comes!"
The Papa was a brilliant blaze of red.
"Oh so you are cardinal babies. You wouldn't want any bugs anyway." Fireflower felt his pockets, "And I don't have any sunflower seeds either."
Papa landed on the branch, tucked a seed in one of the open mouths, did a bit of general house cleaning, (the babies weren't nest trained yet), and then flew a few feet away. He landed on another limb and broke into liquid song.
Fireflower was delighted, "There's nothing like a bit of music to brighten up a task!"
The sound of the coming railway train mixed with the liquid notes. Fireflower stood up on the branch keeping his footing with his excellent
Angel sense of balance. He put his hands to his eyes to block out unnecessary sights and focused on the railway. The train was still far off. Fireflower brightened, "This is the best time to stop it."
Fireflower rushed off his branch. The Papa bird was startled but did not fly. The babies took it as a
chance for more food. "Cheep cheep!" they exclaimed, "Feed me!"
Fireflower settled down by the track. Where the executive was, he didn't know. But as long as the train was stopped, it didn't matter. Fireflower tried to take on a heroic pose. Hands to his hips were fine and dramatic looking but they did nothing to hide his pot belly. Fireflower told himself contentedly, "Now if I were Superman I'd brace myself on these rails, put my hands out and bring the train to a wheel screeching halt." Mischief shone in the Angel's eyes, "And that would be just fine for everyone in the car, but the passengers and the crew of the train would sure be jolted. So though I could do that, there's no law we superheroes can't use our brains as well as our magnificent powers."
Fireflower floated above the track, zoomed over to the train, and found no open windows (it was air conditioned). So he oozed through the wall. Most of the passengers were sitting up in their seats half asleep. "Isn't there a sleeper car in the place?" Fireflower asked the passengers. "Or are they cutting costs again? They oughta run the Post Office like Amtrak and the Amtrak like the Post Office!" But of course they couldn't see or hear him. Fireflower was making sure of that.
Fireflower found an empty seat, sat down, whistled cheerfully, cracked his fingers like a safe cracker, blew on them and nonchalantly reached up and pulled the emergency cord. The train screeched to a halt.
He scooted up the aisle ignoring the fact that he was oozing through several porters who were rushing down the aisle asking, "Who did that?" And several passengers who had stood up to see what was happening. They couldn't see or hear Fireflower but they could feel him for a split second, and despite the confusion several people on the train suddenly felt very happy but couldn't understand why.
In the cabin of the train the engineer, fireman and a porter were having an interesting conversation. Fireflower was a firm believer in God's old command, "The ox who treads out the grain should not be muzzled." This meant that anybody who did some work was entitled to fringe benefits. He took one of his now. Since the cabin wasn't all that roomy and the three men were rather husky, he floated on the ceiling twinkling with mischief, listening. The unexplained emergency halt had rather upset these fellows, and they were using several colorful terms and words that even Mark Twain would have been surprised to know about!
"Not a bad job of cussing." Fireflower spoke to the three Humans (what did it matter that they couldn't see him?) "Ohhhhhh if you only knew I was up here! I'm glad it's only a nine though. There's only one time in my life I got to witness a ten and that wasn't between Humans, that was a fuss-fight between a blue jay and a squirrel! If this isn't already enough for you guys I'm about to become a saboteur too. There's nothing wrong with being absolutely certain this train won't run over anybody!"
Fireflower hovered down to the rear of the cabin half oozing through the fireman to do so. He opened up the fuse box and pulled the circuit breaker. That gave him a better idea. He sent out a little zap of energy from himself and cut off the handle completely, neat as a highly skilled gardener cutting off a tree limb. This he dropped into one of his nice roomy robe pockets. "Best labor saving device ever invented." He told his pocket contentedly.
With another mischievous look at the three unsuspecting Earthlings he patted the Porter affectionately on his head, stuck his tongue out at the fireman who was really turning the air blue, and ducked out the door.
Fireflower hovered above the train for a few seconds and shook his head as if to clear it, "I'd better split before I get to witness an eleven!"
"Faster than a speeding bullet!" he chortled to himself. "Oh up up and awayyyyyyyy! Oh oh DUCK! Duck! A Duck! oh YUCK! "Did Superman ever get a mouthful of feathers?"
